Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Breaking News - Former Star Biedrins Taken Into Custody




Current free agent center Andris Biedrins was arrested early Sunday morning for public drunkenness, public urination, sexual harassment, and disrupting the peace in his native country of Latvia. 

At approximately 2:15 in the morning, Biedrins and his entourage were reportedly being 'unruly' and 'disrespectful' after a night of drinking at a local strip club. Eyewitnesses told police that Biedrins was complaining loudly about his recent misfortunes, challenging other citizens to games of one-on-one, using a variety of racial slurrs, and harassing the strippers. He was also caught urinating on a fire hydrant before his arrest. He was released on $10,000 bond. 

Biedrins' attorney did not answer questions from reporters. 

Biedrins, who was recently released after a short stint as a member of Elayne Hess's Tampon, is best known for his years of all-star performance in Lake County with the Coons. This year has been a struggle for Biedrins, however, as he has failed to live up to expectations with two different franchises. He averaged career lows in points, rebounds, and blocks during the '10-'11 campaign. He had frequently voiced his frustration over his play, and was visibly upset after his release from Lake County. 

"We are saddened by the news of Andris' arrest," said Andrew Picchietti, owner of the Lake County Coons. "We truly wish Andris the best with his future, and it is unfortunate that things have apparently taken this sort of turn. We had hoped that Andris wouldn't resort to drugs and alcohol. Hopefully he gets the help that he needs." 

Biedrins' use of drugs, especially alcohol, has been highly publicized throughout his years in Lake County, his alcohol usage frequently drawing comparisons to former Yankee legend Mickey Mantle. However, like Mantle, his play on the court seemed to dispell any questions about his lifestyle. Now out of a job, Biedrins appears to be struggling with the same issues. 

"He's a fuckin' animal," forward Greg Monroe said, referring to Biedrins' drinking. "I'll take a shot, and by the time I'm done chasing it he's already ripped three more. It's amazing. They must really know how to drink in Poland or wherever the hell he's from, because he'll even call you a pussy after he's done." 

"It's obviously unfortunate, but I think he'll be fine," starting shooting guard Stephen Jackson said after Sunday's practice. "I miss having him around the team though. Andris always got us the best kush possible. Now I have to blaze with Kirilenko before practices, and his weed really blows." 

Reportedly interested in coaching for the Lake County Coons following his retirement, Biedrins will likely have to repair his torn relations with the franchise if he wishes to do so. 





Source: The Courtmaster

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